Here it is...My joke of the day...Enjoy while you are at work!!
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to
look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
As she turns around, she sees a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber, the
salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have
been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what
is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
s**t when I tell you the price. :)
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to
look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
As she turns around, she sees a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber, the
salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have
been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what
is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
s**t when I tell you the price. :)
